11/16/08

Compost-ition

Question: Why did Jay Reatard miss his flight to Dublin and consequently his upstairs gig in Whelans? Send your answers to Gardenhead's comment section, c/o The compost heap, behind the garden shed. The best answer wins a banana peel and some fruit flies. Normal service will hopefully resume here tomorrow. Lately I've been working full-time and doing my research. Which sucks.

4 comments:

STORKBOY said...

Because he is a capper?

Aero said...

He got in a bit of a barney with some dude on the way to the airport and had to take time out to kick him in the head, repeatedly! I think it was a little kid actually. He stole his ice cream too. Bad bastard Jay!

Astonishing Sod-Ape said...

What, your research sucks or the hard slog sucks? Surely the latter...

Gardenhead said...

What's a capper storkboy? Is that like the Irish version of a 'flid? How 1996.

Aero that sounds believable. He could have gone apeshit in Tie Rack also, 'cos the gay dude behind the counter didn't really know or care that he was earning more money than fucked up.

Ape. It's the slog that sucks. The slog.