Are you a hedgefund manager who feels guilty about not spending enough time in your tweenie daughter's life on account of those nights getting blow-jobs from the fillipino office cleaner?
Yes? Well, fill that daddy shaped hole in her life with an outrageously expensive animatronic pet like "Biscuit" the realistic pooch. Watch as the unloved ritalin-gobbling poppet clings needily to its lifeless fur like one of Harry Harlow's poor, neglected rhesus monkeys. Then congratulate yourself on a job well done and head out for another late night at the office and some quality Xmas head.
The last word on Biscuit comes from the comment section on youtube. Always an untapped seam of comic genius
conkerboy700 (1 month ago)
dude my dog would fucking flip out if he saw that thing! lol
radioactivecrotch (1 month ago)
It's great until it becomes self aware, then that girls dead!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
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HOLLLLLYYYYYYYY FUCK!!!! I hope thats my Christmas present!
Between that and Kota the Triceratops my head is going to explode!!!!
you might want to have a look at myspace!
I showed it to my dog. He flipped out.
Holy fucking shit. The creepo dog is the same size as the kid too.
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