10/31/11

the shopping baskets of old men at supermarket checkouts

Do you, like me, peek into the grocery baskets of other shoppers, curious about their lives? I'm terrible for this. I'm also addicted to surreptitiously spying into people's windows, to see the domestic innards of their houses. Although I don't hide in hedges, or wear an anorak, and keep it strictly to kitchens and living rooms, it's probably not the healthiest little habit to have.

But I can't help it. There is something about a lit-up room when viewed from the street that fascinates me enough to regularly interrupt my walks. The tendency is at its worst around Christmas, when people have their curtains open to display their trees, and the coloured lights pick out the shapes of things in the room beyond, such as bookshelves, mantelpieces, and bric-a-brac; the more shadowy bric-a-brac onto which my imagination can project itself, the better. Similarly I could sink an entire evening into scrolling through Flickr albums of old domestic photos belonging mostly to American families. It's the lives of others, innit? The wonderful strangeness of millions upon millions of lives, different from your own, yet moving along like your own, through plateaus of routine, events of personal importance, peaks, troughs and the bits in between, each as rich in its own way as the next. Each life, a perceptual universe unto itself.

Back to the shopping baskets. Have you ever looked specifically into the shopping basket of a lonely old man doing his own groceries? I often do this too, and I've noticed that many survive on vaguely sad, childish things; sugary spongey things. Stuff like jam and jaffa cakes, milk for the tea, and literally nothing else. In Aldi the other day, an old man in front of me had a basket containing 5 plastic boxes with a dozen tiny muffins in each, a white sliced pan, a jar of jam, and a kilo of granulated sugar. I felt strongly that this must be all he eats, that he probably lives in a dilapidated cottage outside the town, and spends his evenings in a dim, drafty kitchen chewing gummily on balls of white pan slathered in jam and moistened with slurps of tepid grey tea. There are surely things on his table that can't be moved without effort, adhered, as they are, by a seal of hardened sugar. Things like an old tin milk jug, a glass dish of rancid butter, a yellowing funeral mass missal, and a dead wasp.

fact: elderly Irish bachelors are 85% siúcra

MP3: Pentangle-Light Flight

I doubt there is a better time of year than Samhain (the start of the pagan new year) for listening to psychedelic folk such as Forest and Pentangle, and it is as good a time as any to remember the late Bert Jansch who I had only started to appreciate a couple of months before he died. 

BOOO!!! See I haven't forgotten it's Halloween

MP3: Forest-Autumn Childhood

So many of these songs conjures up mental ground-mists, the memory scents of fungus and leaf smoke, and even the odd spectre. You can sense that the music emerges from a point far along a rich continuum that has left plenty of residual ancient material in its DNA.  

MP3: Dr. Strangely Strange-Strangely Strange but Oddly Normal

These freak-folksters from the sixties were Ireland's very own Incredible String Band, but oddly, get relegated to a tiny footnote whenever we look back over our musical success stories. Okay, they did follow in the slipstream of other bands, most obviously the Incredible String Band, and weren't pioneers or anything, but the music on their debut album has a gently frazzled Hibernian identity of its own, more toylike and tinkling than the Incredible String Band - I can easily imagine songs of theirs clicking perfectly with the claymation story-inserts during Bosco or Wanderly Wagon. Perhaps the closeness of their sound to British folk led to unfavourable comparisons to more indigenous stuff such as Planxty and the Clancy Brothers? That's just some mad speculation on my part however. I genuinely don't know why more Irish people don't know about them.

Oíche shamhna shona daoimh agus bí cúramach nuair a bhíonn an banshee amach ann.

7 comments:

Genius Loci said...

Yep! People like us are nosey sods aren't we, but I'd rather be like that than walking blindly around from A to B.

I like looking in on rooms in big townhouses. There is always some kind of interesting art, a piano, some massive triffid-like plant and of course the cool sofa. Probably just envy! But I know exactly what you mean about the fascination of people's lives.

I think people like you describe exist in their thousands. You are bang on about all the little details as well! An old style electric bar fire and a bottle of Vim under the sink, like mentioned in Withnail and I probably finishes off the whole sad scene.

Am liking the blog very much, by the way. Cheers!

LUCEWOMAN said...

'Peeping into living rooms' is one of the interests listed on my profile - been doing it since I was very young.
On twitter, I often tweet about the items purchased by some (usually) portly, red-faced bald man. Recently, it was 2 flagons of cheap cider,huge bag of bombay mix, 2 corned beef pasties, a Mars bar and a bottle of Gaviscon. I can see how his evening panned out quite clearly.
Tonight,trick-or-treating with the boys, I got to peep into lots of homes. Most were immaculate, generically furnished and smelt of plug-in air fresheners. The only stand-out home had a window display featuring a giant lump of ore-infested rock, a phrenology head in porcelain, some cacti, a black cat sleeping peacefully, and a pack of tampons in the corner.
The mind boggles.

Here's another Jansch-tribute post:

http://goo.gl/xSKKR

TAD said...

G: "Light Flight" IS marvelous, & quite "ghostly" sounding, a little spooky. But it & "Sweet Child" R the only Pentangle songs that have ever rang the chimes 4 me -- so far. I'm still investigating them. I haven't heard the Strangelys, but from yer description it sounds like they'd B right up my street. I'm a sucker 4 "wind-up-toy-sound" bands. Have you ever heard Gryphon?

Tho I work in a store, I've somehow held off judging most people by the amount of beer or smokes they buy. But 4 YEARS I've judged folks' lives based on the CDs, albums & books they have on display in their homes....

Gardenhead said...

@Genius Loci - thanks for the compliment re: the blog. And yeah, you have it right about the triffid-plant, haha!

@Lucewoman - English houses tend to be far more interesting than Irish houses seeing as ye are such a nation of collectors and enthusiasts. There's a house in Loughborough I used to walk past which is full of wooden dolphins!

@Tad - you really should check out Dr. Strangely Strange, most especially if you are into that era of weird folk

TAD said...

G: The Hollies' "Look Through Any Window" would also be a good soundtrack to this post....

STORKBOY said...

No sympathy for the oul fella. Probably never tried cooking anything in his life. Needs the Herculean sugar intact to replenish his semen for the marathon wank sessions over the News of The World.

Gardenhead said...

Hey Tad, I checked that song on youtube. You are right I really enjoyed it.